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An Interview with Mister Frig
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Congrats. you hit the jackpot. Finding this site is part of the Secret. The Secret is what the People dont want you to know. For 30 years the government has successively covered this up. But now our time has come. Wait a minute, you're not him, are you? Uh oh, you know too much. This never happened.

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Okay... If you're wondering, that was just some random words to get your attention. It always works. The purpose of this site is to ultimately KILL your, and everyone else's boredom. Just take a look around. This boredom killing program werkz on everyone. Except for a few types of people:


WAIT A MINUTE! IF I OFFEND ANYONE, SORRY! GO HERE IF YOU ARE TOO MAD TO STAY! OK!

1. Anyone who hosts a fishing program on cable tv.
2. Anyone who has ever watched 5 straight hours of NASCAR and enjoyed it.
3. Anyone who constantly gives people the "X" sign that means something horribly obscene. If you have already reached this point.. I'm sorry. There is no help.

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Oh, by the way, that GLEEBN! means "new subject for me to talk about". Got it? Good.

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Whats the deal with regular season baseball? Why is it so.... boring? Well dont worry, sam is always the man with the plan, so i have used up some of my precious time thinking of ways they could make the game more fun to watch. so here is a list of ideas for the major league baseball association of the universe or whatever to see. well, here goes.

in no particular order,
M Y - L I S T.


1. Well the main problem with baseball is that its too slow. especially with the pitcher. he finds the ball. he stares at it. he scratches himself. he stares at the batter, who then scratches himself. he stands up straight. he puts the ball behind his back and leans over. he looks at the catcher's crotch. the catcher is flashing hand signals. the pitcher keeps nodding his head for a couple minutes. he picks a pitch to attempt. he stands up straight. he looks around like an idiot to see if anyone is watching him. well duh were watching. he then scratches himself. he stares at the batter. he frowns. as he is throwing the ball he puts on a facial expression that is very similar to a woman's facial expression when she is in labor. not that i would know or anything. the ball is caught by the catcher. the umpire screams something that sounds like Farmer Fran in The Waterboy. "hebejo na baka" i guess. the catcher throws the ball to the pitcher. this is all repeated about 9 times, until a commercial. when the commercial comes on you lose interest in the game if you haven't already, and you switch channels. BUT ANYWAY! A way they could change that is to put some type of device inside each baseball that when you hold it for longer than 5 seconds it generates a 50-volt shock through the ball. ouch. maybe that will make those idiots hurry up.

2. The batters suck so much these days, they almost never hit the ball. if you feel like arguing with me go here. anyway, they should make the devices in the balls (see #1) extremely magnetic, and make the bats pure magnets. god help anyone who gets smacked with one. but you get the idea. maybe the magnets will help the bat and ball collide.

3. Do you idiots even know what a real sport is? football is a real sport. the reason is because they dont postpone games because its raining or snowing. ever. the more rain, the better. its fun like that. but oh no it you try to play baseball in the rain you might strain you ACL or tear a tendon. you probably cant even feel it when you do that. oh no coach, see i was jogging towards the ball after some guy hit it, and i tripped and bit my tongue. im gonna need at least six weeks on the disabled list. those baseball wimps. so like i was saying. they should never postpone games. i would like to see those guys out there, trying to play baseball while some of the outfielders are being swept off their feet due to a blizzard/tornado/nuclear bomb. hehe..

4. I cant stand the fact that mo vaughn is being paid like 100 million dollars to play baseball. and he hasn't even been playing. he's been sitting on the bench. wow, very productive. so i think that all contracts should have a limit. 500 grand a year. that should be the maximum a ballplayer can make. look, the president makes 200 grand a year. brain surgeons save lives. for 150 thousand a year. teachers help children out more than almost anyone. they get around 15 or 20 thousand a year. yet baseball players, who dont save lives, lead countries, or teach kids, can make 100 million. um.. something is REALLY SCREWED UP IN AMERICA. I rest my case.

So there it is. my little donation to baseball's suggestion box.

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This site shows that you dont necessarily need big giant fancy pictures that OTHER people made that take a long time to load to make a site that looks cool. Pics are cool, but if are a good writer, use it to your advantage. Sorry, I just had to get that out.

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hey you know whats really fun? to make words. from here on im spelling words werds. although i think i already did. whatever. it sounds better that way. but anyway here are some words that i dont know what mean but sounds cool. and yes, i have no life.


----- ca ba -----


----- frig.. duh. -----


----- quaz -----

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So! did you like it? yeah, you did... admit it.. you want MORE!
More of the same type of humor? More of the feeling you get when completely random things happen? More of the stuff that makes you want to send me hate mail? Well then, Sam the Webmaster has got you covered! Go to his other site, The Land of Sam. But if you just want to vent some anger through emailing me all the reasons you hate this crap, send some mail to Me. Or better yet, send it to Bill or Jim or Tom or Steve or Jon or maybe even
El Chupacabra (the Goatsucker. Long story.). But anyway, um...

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I am going to put a BUNCH of files on this site, like images, wavs, midis, possibly even mp3s and emulators and games. So i have plans for this site. So come back. Or not. The choice is yours. BUT I CAN STILL BEG YOU!! PLEASE COME BACK!!!!!! Okay see ya.